Tag Archive: prose

Carl and Catherine


Chapter One “Let the water calm you..NO…STOP PANI..KING…JUST..DOWN!!!” I wished he would shut up, I honestly did but I watched him carry on teaching the little girl – who clearly wasn’t interested –… Continue reading

About Her


I want to write about you, without writing about you. I want to make you sound like you are non-existent, a mystery. Maybe foreign. You’re too much for me, but I can’t have… Continue reading

Fish Tank Girl


She is now my wife. I keep her in a giant fish tank which is cleverly concealed in my massive expensive house in the British countryside. I purchased her from a Somalian pirate… Continue reading