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Things you can shout instead of “Fu#@ you you filthy Fu@$ing Sl)t” in an argument with a loved one… I wanna go and live in a light house. I have had enough, I… Continue reading
Helping very small children inflict a decent amount of pain. Resolves most arguments. A temporary quick fix pain killer. Makes you appear ten times bigger and harder, And your money back (or else).… Continue reading
All I can really say about today. Is that I have been urinated on by a small group of pigeons whilst talking to our friendly neighbourhood homeless guy under a train bridge. Happy… Continue reading
I have reached to the conclusion that telling a potential female mate or sexual partner, In an area of public alcohol consumption or other places where one is supposed to meet females? That… Continue reading
Here is an unclassified Extra Terrestrial I spotted in the small town of Barnstable, this being is thought to be very very dangerous, but only to squirrels and very small children. Beware!!!!!
I have been reading some books full of top tips. Which is part of England’s Viz magazine. You may have heard of it. Being on a long bus journey and cramming them into… Continue reading
Dear Autumn, RE: Where Are You This Year? I write to you with a grave concern I felt compelled to express. I am consumed with sorrow, because of your absence. May I enquire,… Continue reading
Your Name or Pen Name you use: Leah Marie Stephens, Thompson, Thompson, Turner, Tate aka Leanna Harrow *catching her breath* Title of the book you are promoting: My Comedic Debut “Me, Myself &… Continue reading
My comedic debut… Me, Myself & I…Funny Fights I have with Me, Myself and Well…I is available in ebook and paperback! Just click on the pic 😉 While you’re there…Check out my steamy… Continue reading