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Bye bye my cd’s

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Very soon I will leave all my old cd’s lying around somewhere in Exeter – Devon – Uk

Christmas reflection.

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Well the curse of low-priced jewelry, remberence of death, broken homes and broken hearts that is Christmas is not really touching the sides this year. I just cannot even be bothered to be… Continue reading

Diary entry…. 15-12-2013 (contains sexual and explicit language)

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Today I found myself a little disappointed. When Justin was here yesterday I was a lot more productive using Renoise ( a drum machine like sequencer for a personal computer ), however when… Continue reading

Diary entry 16-12-2013 – lazy write

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Well I had ordered myself some Christmas presents through the post which were two books on sampling and a Koosh ball. I was a little disappointed to have opened the books and found… Continue reading

A poem of hate – Bullies, a diary entry and some random facebook stuff

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Bullies 10 little magpies – hung on the side of the fence – they ate the little sheep eyes – now magpies 10 are dead — magpies fly around and see – corpses… Continue reading

Facebook wall things and Yar yar yar

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I left my keys at the library as it turns out. All is well, I had a few moments of stressful confusion to the young woman told me they were not at the… Continue reading

Fragmented diary – stolen from facebook wall as I feel lazy – 06-12-2013

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Well a quick Peppa pig fix. I feel quite bad for daddy pig today as he is getting a lot of slack about his large size. Daddy pig clearly is overweight because of… Continue reading

Fish Tank Girl

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She is now my wife. I keep her in a giant fish tank which is cleverly concealed in my massive expensive house in the British countryside. I purchased her from a Somalian pirate… Continue reading

Diary entry and short story – 05-12-2013

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Well considering I have no television or radio, I belive I have only heard three christmas songs this year, which is to me, music to my ears. Although being in the centre of… Continue reading

Diary entry 30-11-2013

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Well last night I had myself some food which I just ate random stuff from the fridge separately and in no particular order; two tomatoes, a bowl of yogurt, an avocado, 4 fried… Continue reading