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Getting sex with the girl that you really love!

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Getting sex with the girl that you really love by Matthew Churchill… Step one : apply large quantities of alcohol. Step two : wonder around different pubs to find out who the girl… Continue reading

Quote from reading…

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‘Who’s that tapping at the window? Who’s that knocking at the door? What’s that face in the darkness? What’s that creeping cross the floor? Police? Parents? Pregnant? Never felt like this before. Come… Continue reading

Birthdays

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“Do you wanna call me up and talk to me” I whispered. “Yes please” she responded in her sweet voice, with a stress on the word please. Which of course brought a tiny… Continue reading

Prayer

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Me I’m not one for prayer See I be hope impaired N I care for the love Still is me alone bare For my wares I stare less Into lands are manless No… Continue reading

Drunken late night hot chocolate recipe

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A Quick late night drunken hot chocolate recipe………………… Ingredients…. 4 teaspoons of Cadburys hot chocolate powder. Some sliced and slightly sliced again sideways root ginger. Three day old forgotten little scraps of broccoli.… Continue reading

Pain in the name

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Pain in the name I certainly took the long tour – certainty is gained lost love, am I but a whore – Insane or am I righteous, what were we for – I… Continue reading

Voices

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Easily I’m lost in the wonderment Frozen free in words I hear a thousand voices vent Descent into still verse Represent in minimal picture Still souls of people heard Maketh they the obstacle… Continue reading

Penguin joke and sit on my face

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Penguin joke… Two penguins at the bar. The bar man asks them what they want. One penguin looks to the other. For a while there is an undeniable air of compassion between the… Continue reading

Code

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Of what code do we here call If all forgotten rank and rotten Sunken to the bottom, all Shook up, tick tock Locked out On; crawl Obismal animal; not at all Still drool… Continue reading

No

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Not good enough What? it’s so tough We all need love Do we? I do Afternoon dreams Could come true In drowsy drones Of distant doom Consumed the fumes This is too soon… Continue reading