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Social skills tip…

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Something I learnt today… Severing a fluffy toy in half with a power saw in front of an ex; is not the best way to win back their admiration.

A joke I read today…

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How it all began. And God created Woman, and gave her three breasts. God spoke, saying to her, “I have created thee as I see fit. Is there anything about thee that thou… Continue reading

Sunday…

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Sunday is a day of recovery, rest and retreat…

Mothers day…

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Mothers day, Not really no. I got a lack of life, capability and a long series of traumatic experiences and unfortunate situations due to neglect and irresponsibility. She can shout at, be ignorant… Continue reading

Alternative Disney chorus…

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Ooh ooh ooh – some_one like mee ee ee – can be ee ee – someone – like you ooh ooh – doobedobedoobe do ooh ooh – dedee dee dee – doo do… Continue reading

A handsome prince…

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There was a young frog by the name of Harold. Who not so long ago was a prince who lived with three amazingly beautiful princesses, a rather large quantity of spirits and a… Continue reading

Recent NHS orgy scandal..

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Hanging out with Neil briefly in the hospital today I saw a nurse pulling down the back of a male nurses trousers. When going downstairs and returning with an nhs stock wheelchair she… Continue reading

Frogs

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How many frogs would it take to change a lightbulb…. Well obviously none as a frog cannot change a lightbulb, as it could not ever possibly acquire masters degrees in the topics of… Continue reading

Nurse, nurse, could you open the window please…

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Just the other day I was wandering the NHS walk ways into the ward of the hospital where my friend Neil is staying. And I was most astonished to embark upon a young… Continue reading

Rainfall…

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Caught unprepared in a sudden flux of rainfall, I bought women’s purple rain Mac from a charity shop for five pounds. It did feel slightly awkward as in a way I am stylishly… Continue reading