Goats…
Why do goats eat everything? Because they are baaaaaaaaaad. Hang on isn’t that a sheepish noise though?
Why do goats eat everything? Because they are baaaaaaaaaad. Hang on isn’t that a sheepish noise though?
Well my penis is still inflamed on the inside because I have trouble leaving it alone. Sleepless nights do not help. It is not infected, however it does leave me more prone to… Continue reading
“F.X. DOOR SLAMS. Bloodnok (hums) Christmas in Capri – let’s count the moolah. F.X. DOOR OPENS. Moriarty Hands up! Bloodnok Ah! Great thundering widgets of Kludge! Put down that double-action hydraulic-recoil eighteen-inch Howitzer.”
“F.X. DOOR SLAMS. Bloodnok (hums) Christmas in Capri – let’s count the moolah. F.X. DOOR OPENS. Moriarty Hands up! Bloodnok Ah! Great thundering widgets of Kludge! Put down that double-action hydraulic-recoil eighteen-inch Howitzer”
I am not too sure that it is always advisable to stare longingly into a lovely lady’s cleavage in order to proceed with modern forms of courtship. Especially not if this lady is… Continue reading
Pessimism is so inane and unremarkable. I cannot see how it would ever amount to anything amazing. I mean why even bother with it?
Stood bums against the wall in lazy posture, facing commercial blocks of hotels and medium priced offices, inhaling of the evil weed nicotine in relief of remaining still for a while… “Jamie”, I… Continue reading
Although today is actually Friday. I was thinking about the phrase which has been reputedly used and greatly emphasised in the children’s cartoon “Sponge Bob Square pants”. The phrase being ” See you… Continue reading
Waking up to the sounds of chaotic drilling through concrete, soon putting me off the morning erectile presence that I could of quite easily slept through and felt fine in a few hours.… Continue reading
How many ears are there in deep space… Three; the left ear, the right ear and the final frontear. (From the best of the men behaving badly scripts)