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Fathers and sons… (explicit)

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Happy gay pornography day!

Fudging Women… (rude)

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Things you can shout instead of “Fu#@ you you filthy Fu@$ing Sl)t” in an argument with a loved one… I wanna go and live in a light house. I have had enough, I… Continue reading

Iron bar… (adult themes)

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Helping very small children inflict a decent amount of pain. Resolves most arguments. A temporary quick fix pain killer. Makes you appear ten times bigger and harder, And your money back (or else).… Continue reading

Birds…

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All I can really say about today. Is that I have been urinated on by a small group of pigeons whilst talking to our friendly neighbourhood homeless guy under a train bridge. Happy… Continue reading

Piss…

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Urinating in a public place in the day time is really really bad. However in the night time it is quite socially acceptable if done discreetly and slightly out the way. Although generally… Continue reading

Girls…

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I have reached to the conclusion that telling a potential female mate or sexual partner, In an area of public alcohol consumption or other places where one is supposed to meet females? That… Continue reading

ET…

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Here is an unclassified Extra Terrestrial I spotted in the small town of Barnstable, this being is thought to be very very dangerous, but only to squirrels and very small children. Beware!!!!!

Tip top ten… (explicit)

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I have been reading some books full of top tips. Which is part of England’s Viz magazine. You may have heard of it. Being on a long bus journey and cramming them into… Continue reading

Fun…

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My very recent post on facebooks very own “The Very Boring Group”, from earlier today… “I was going to visit my friend for a cup of tea. But I noticed there was a… Continue reading

Alternative activity to masturbation that may not wake the neighbours up…

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Reading Writing Chanting Watching a film (quietly) Calling up an insomniac (must ask around) Playing boggle Scanning the Facebook wall Reading or commenting on WordPress stuff Posting WordPress stuff Doodling Quietly using my… Continue reading