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Things you can shout instead of “Fu#@ you you filthy Fu@$ing Sl)t” in an argument with a loved one… I wanna go and live in a light house. I have had enough, I… Continue reading
Helping very small children inflict a decent amount of pain. Resolves most arguments. A temporary quick fix pain killer. Makes you appear ten times bigger and harder, And your money back (or else).… Continue reading
All I can really say about today. Is that I have been urinated on by a small group of pigeons whilst talking to our friendly neighbourhood homeless guy under a train bridge. Happy… Continue reading
Urinating in a public place in the day time is really really bad. However in the night time it is quite socially acceptable if done discreetly and slightly out the way. Although generally… Continue reading
I have reached to the conclusion that telling a potential female mate or sexual partner, In an area of public alcohol consumption or other places where one is supposed to meet females? That… Continue reading
Here is an unclassified Extra Terrestrial I spotted in the small town of Barnstable, this being is thought to be very very dangerous, but only to squirrels and very small children. Beware!!!!!
I have been reading some books full of top tips. Which is part of England’s Viz magazine. You may have heard of it. Being on a long bus journey and cramming them into… Continue reading
My very recent post on facebooks very own “The Very Boring Group”, from earlier today… “I was going to visit my friend for a cup of tea. But I noticed there was a… Continue reading
Reading Writing Chanting Watching a film (quietly) Calling up an insomniac (must ask around) Playing boggle Scanning the Facebook wall Reading or commenting on WordPress stuff Posting WordPress stuff Doodling Quietly using my… Continue reading