Fudging Women… (rude)

Things you can shout instead of “Fu#@ you you filthy Fu@$ing Sl)t” in an argument with a loved one…

I wanna go and live in a light house.

I have had enough, I am going to live with the queen.

Why don’t you just go and hug yourself.

You insolent idiot, I hate all of your stupid friends who live in the television.

Well I look great in your underwear so I don’t need you anymore.

Well your just a massive boob.

Boob face.

Your roots are showing, and everyone knows it.

I want a new bloody toaster.

All my friends who live in the television said I could do better anyway.