Alternative activity to masturbation that may not wake the neighbours up…
Reading
Writing
Chanting
Watching a film (quietly)
Calling up an insomniac (must ask around)
Playing boggle
Scanning the Facebook wall
Reading or commenting on WordPress stuff
Posting WordPress stuff
Doodling
Quietly using my rowing machine
Having a hot drink (Chai, hot chocolate, fruit tea)
Going for a stroll (acquire new raincoat)
Take more meds to sleep easier
Quiet tidying up
Mental note to self : go to bed in jeans for more difficult access.
See previous post “my penis” for more information…
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I have to say I’ve never heard of loud masturbation but I am happy to know that you are enjoying yourself, immensely apparently. Carry on!
It is not the noise that is the problem. Although the title of this list is a little evasive. That was not the intention, however I should temember this in future, hopefully.