Alternative activity to masturbation that may not wake the neighbours up…

Reading
Writing
Chanting
Watching a film (quietly)
Calling up an insomniac (must ask around)
Playing boggle
Scanning the Facebook wall
Reading or commenting on WordPress stuff
Posting WordPress stuff
Doodling
Quietly using my rowing machine
Having a hot drink (Chai, hot chocolate, fruit tea)
Going for a stroll (acquire new raincoat)
Take more meds to sleep easier
Quiet tidying up

Mental note to self : go to bed in jeans for more difficult access.

See previous post “my penis” for more information…

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