A handsome prince…

There was a young frog by the name of Harold. Who not so long ago was a prince who lived with three amazingly beautiful princesses, a rather large quantity of spirits and a rather extensive collection of class a substances. In like a really massive castle with chandeliers and stuff. Although somehow he had been left desolate and alone, not to far from the a38 road. He wondered lonely to the side of the road. He unbuttoned the top three buttons of his little froggy shirt to reveal his green slimy chest. He then stuck one hand out. He tilted back his head and made a blowjob motion with his other hand to attract any kind of lift he could. His situation was after all a desperate one. Soon came a rather posh looking chunky vehicle which ran him over with the front left wheel and sped off again. The End.

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