A B C
A is for android “Androids can be sexy too”
B is for boob “I love them very much”
C is for citizen “Are citizens frequently legitimate?”
D is for dumb “I am not, completely”
E is for ear “I could be listening, however I am usually distracted with other thoughts”
F is for fuck “The first and also the last thing on my mind”
G is for goat “Perhaps they chew too much”
H is for hate “If hate is a strong word, does this mean I am strong?”
I is for insult “Such is life”
J is for jelly “Bring the cake”
K is for kilo “A measurement of weight”
L is for lip “Lips are not only for talking”
M is for money “Is there enough”
N is for nothing “An expression of nothing makes it something”
O is for obvious “Yes it is”
P is for penis “I am sorry”
Q is for quorn “I have phases”
R is for restoration “Spare parts, one previous owner”
S is for spoon “A useful culinary implement, sexual position for when several others have already been utilised so the parts are working but the body’s not moving”
T is for toon “abbreviation for cartoon, also a lazy term for a traditional animation character”
U is for udders “Don’t you know where milk comes from?”
V is for Viper “Out of my price range, can’t drive anyway”
W is for Wally “Where?”
X is for xerox “Why?”
Y is for yellow “Mellow yet piss is more orange brown”
Z is for zen “A Japanese school of buddhism”
C 4 Cyril from India
As in wordprerss Cryil, how do…
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